@ new followers

I’ve noticed a lot of new people showing up (welcome if you are from the Twitter exodus!) so here’s what to expect from this blog.

Lots of art I find pretty. Lots of women I find pretty. Weightlifting/fitness stuff. Books. Video games. Queer history. And writing, since I literally do that for a living.

Where you can find said writing:

BOOKS

🩸 Fatal Fidelity (F/NB, noir romance with a nonbinary assassin)

🐺 Her Wolf in the Wild (F/F, butch biker werewolf rescue romance)

🦌 A Strip of Velvet (F/NB, paranormal romance)

🌳 Valerin the Fair (F/F, sapphic knight romance)

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Martis the Brazen (F/F, sapphic knight romance)

🎨 Double Exposure (F/NB, enemies-to-lovers, art thieves)

GAMES

💀 Death Meet Author (weird and gay one-off titles)

⚔️ It Please the Court (sapphic historical RPG)

OTHER

📚 Guide to Publishing Books on itch.io

that-stone-butch:

🛠️ toolbelt selfie 2 ft. proper PPE 🛠️

he/him (butch lesbian)

herpsandbirds:

Dragon Snake aka Javan Mud Snake (Xenodermus javanicus), family Xenodermidae, west Java, Indonesia

photograph by Mark Spence

tshortik:

[I give her little bat nose a kiss and she promptly bites off my nose]

girlblocker:

some people post that women are their favorite guy but women aren’t even their favorite women

beamycomet:

I’ve just released an update for Love and Legends Remix which includes the final 4 Episodes of Helena Season 3.

This means that Helena Season 3 is fully playable again!

Download Here!

manywinged:

manywinged:

manywinged:

i love that motorcycles exist. like i’m genuinely so glad that someone was like “what if bikes were as fast as cars and could turn you into roadkill if you hit a pothole”

what if there was a vehicle so dangerous you had to wear armor to drive it

ALT

xekstrin:

cerastes:

nendocris:

nendocris:

Brother, she pays off YOUR debt and sugar moms you, it’s her special move:

She gives you a blank check for you to fill in how much money you want

yeehawcracy:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as “eggs over-legendary” and perhaps even “eggs over-nightmare”

Used to play eggs in ranked competitive (cooking in a breakfast spot), and I can tell you Ive see some fucked up ass eggs

Had a guy once order ‘eggs over easy hard’, had no idea what the fuck he was talking about but I did my best. Sent back a plate twice, apparently was giving the poor server shit the whole time, before I personally brought the next one out, and towered over dude while he tried them. Didnt say a word.

Other staff and I came to the conclusion that his wife probably cooks them a certain way at home and he’s used to that, but there was no need to treat the lesbian MILF serving him poorly because of that. Having the chef come out to greet you is generally a good thing, but if one of the line cooks come out to stare you down, you probably fucked up.

brekkie-e:

Karlach is the tax refund for every wlw rejected by a Bioware butch in the last 10 years.

vepaluiron:

quickly painted this in between playing the game because I LOVE THEM SO MUCH